A BIT OF AN INTRODUCTION
When I was born, in 1950, we were still a part of the British Commonwealth, we broke away and re-asserted ourselves as a Republic in 1961, 31st of May.
A Bit About My South Africa
This was a confusing time for me as it was my earliest exposure to politics. The run up to the declaration of us as a republic, was that a referendum was held by the government to establish the will of the people. This meant every enfranchised person (Whites only) male and female over the age 18 could have their opinion on the issue.
The street lamps, robots (traffic light's we were not and still not, that technologically involved) and even trees, were festooned with placards, calling for our opinion.
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English placards The Question Republic Yes or No with a bold cross for No
Afrikaans placards Die Vraag Republik Ja of Nee with a bold cross for Ja
To my random count in the area that we lived in at that time, namely, Hillbrow, there were more placards proclaiming no, however the end result was that we became a Republic.
Political lesson number 1 - is that the visible majority is not always the actual majority.
Later as I grew older, the various political parties all had there pet rallying calls and political flags to wave. All implying dire warnings against voting for any other political party, other than the their party.
These were quite amusing in retrospect, however at the same time , I found them to be a insult. As I w as a white male, educated in an English school, a confirmed member of the Anglican Church, a Boy Scout, with sworn allegiance to God, Queen and Country, found that these slogans, as well as the political ideologies that they stood for, and what they had perpetrated, not only confusing but also an insult to any right thinking man.
There was however a single lone party that had the right ideals and standards!
The Zoo Lake, one of the many parks,an oasis in the Northern Suburbs

(The still calm in the early morning)
Johannesburg Home of the South African Stock Exchange
So by this virtue, it is unofficially recognized as the business capital of Southern Africa.
General Interest Data Sheet
Johannesburg, South Africa
Time zone is GMT +2 hours - 1753m above sea level - Southern Hemisphere.
Latitude and Longitude
26°12′16″S 28°2′44″E
We do not change our watches for daylight savings time.
An idyllic climate most of the year, late Autumn, Winter and early Spring sees her night time temperatures, at times, of below 5 degrees centigrade. The sunny days, with daily highs ranging the mid-teen to early twenties as well as occasional highs of mid twenties.
The summer period , the balance of the year early teen lows and mid to high twenties as the its high, it's rainfall is predominantly in the Summer months.
Our days and nights do not fluctuate as do parts other parts of the world, we do not have daylight saving hours. The most we have is sunrise at about 05h00 and sunset at about 19h45 hours, at the height of summer.
It is still summer now, but heading towards the autumn months.
An example the date 21st January.
The day started with the sun rising and spreading enough light to see the details of my back yard at 05h50.
Those self same details were cloaked in a veil of darkness at 19h20.
Current General Personal Safety Statement - Travel Advisory
As a tourist to this my country and my city, remember that for starters that this in parts, is an urban jungle, as is the case with New York, as well as most other major Cities in the world.
Yes,we do have crime, only the crime in our country is worse because it is ours. It affects the majority of us deeply. This tends to mold our opinions of what we see. as well as what we think or want to see what is happening, therefore we only see this to be a major social and political issue.
Therefore, before embarking on a holiday or even a business, pay a visit to your local Embassy, and ask for the latest travel advisories on the mode of travel and where you are going to be, they will assist you.
As a general rule of self protection, behave as if you were in any major town/city and do not take any stupid chances.
Do not go off on your own in any part of the city, especially at night
Do not pick up strangers and go off with them to their places
Do not invite strangers to your Hotel room
Do not carry large amounts of cash with you

Typical mall with coffee bars overlooking parking grounds
Shopping Malls - a nation of mall rats in the making
We have a vast number of shopping malls, these are in every suburb and then even several within a few blocks of each other. They all have a basic similarity to each other though, they all contain outlets of the major retailers, all competing for a share of the walking past trade.
There are a few independent stores that do also trade within the malls, however there are relatively few of these.
Flea Markets
Johannesburg boasts several flea markets, which afford the overseas visitors and opportunity to see and buy traditional African arts, bead works and sculptors of all sorts.
Smoking in Buildings
South Africa conforms to international standards as regards smoking, and unless there is a demarcated public area within a building you do not smoke inside, hence the vast numbers of restaurants having an outside area to accommodate smoking.
This applies to hotels as well, so you need to reserve your smoking rooms, if they are available.
No! This is not an every day view one of our city parks, or some ones back garden, it is however one of those several reserves that do have lion enclosures, we have several within close proximity to Johannesburg.
Where you are able to see these and other wild animals from the security of your vehicle. Do not leave the safety of your car.

Do Not Disturb!
The lionesses feeding

Well on with a bit of general and trivial information
South African Television and Other SABC Services
Our television service was only broadcast for the first time, wait for it 30 years ago. Yes 30 old, we are a little behind the times, as far as a lot things go.
Today we have three public broadcasting channels, one station that is independent of SABC as well as a cable service that boasts ever growing number of channels.
How ever there are still areas in and around South Africa that are not totally covered by our Public Television Broadcasts, these are being addressed and hopefully with the onset of the conversion to digital broadcasts more areas will receive all of the broadcast.
Radio Services
We did however have radio and listened to the first moon landing, the broadcasts on and about JFK's assassination.
So we were actually aware of what was going on in the outside world.
As children we would have to remain silent at 7pm every day, so that our parents could listen to the main news of the day. Then we could listen to our favourite radio programs, depending on which day of the week it was. However we had a long running action dram directly after the news broadcast, "No Place To Hide" even our parents were hooked on this program.
During the day there were many soapies, the longest running of these was every housewife and "maids" (Domestic servant) favourite "From Crystal With Love".
The SABC broadcasted to the nation The following information extracted from the SABC site. http://vcmstatic.sabc.co.za/VCMStaticProdStage/CORPORATE/SABC%0Corporate/Document/This_is_the_SABC_text.doc
Visit there and learn more about the history as well as up to date information about our public broadcaster.
The Fifties
A commercial service, Springbok Radio, broadcasting in English and Afrikaans, was introduced on
The Sixties
The 1960s saw the introduction of full-scale programme services in African languages; regional services for the then Transvaal,
These were milestones:
§ A comprehensive FM network was started in 1961 to relay services country wide, to make them more accessible to listeners
§ Radio Zulu, Radio Xhosa and Radio Sesotho established on
§ Radio Lebowa and Radio Setswana established on
§ Radio Highveld established on
§ Radio Tsonga and Radio
§ Radio Good Hope established on
§ An external service, Radio RSA (now known as Channel Africa), established on
§ Radio Port Natal (now known as East Coast Radio), established on
The Seventies
The SABC took over the former LM Radio and launched it as Radio 5 on
The Eighties
While the early 80s saw the establishment of more radio programme services (one specially for Indian listeners), the end of 1985 marked the discontinuation of the pioneer English and Afrikaans services, and of Springbok Radio. At the beginning of 1986 they were replaced by two new national radio services that carried commercials, one service in English and one in Afrikaans. 1986 also saw the introduction of community radio services, which developed, and expanded, from regional radio.
Milestones:
§ Radio Swazi established on
§ Radio Lotus, aimed at Indian listeners, established on
§ Radio Ndebele established on
§ The English Service, the Afrikaans Service and Springbok Radio discontinued at midnight on 31 December 1985 and replaced on 1 January 1986 by Radio South Africa (now SAfm), Radio Suid-Afrika (now RadioSonderGrense), Radio 2000 and additional regional stations, Radio Jacaranda, Radio Oranje and Radio Algoa.
§ On the television front, a second service, TV2/3, was launched on
§ On
Today there is still vast numbers of South Africans that still rely on the radio broadcasts for there information and entertainment.
Overseas Performers and Artists
In the past, we only saw artists like, Francious Hardy, Cliff Richard, Percy Sledge and many others long after they dropped off the top twenties, or so it was seen by us over here.
This did not seem to be the case with Ballet, Opera and other classical musicians and conductors, as the performing arts council spent vast sums of money to keep us culturally alive.
PC and other digital technology
This too, until only recently, since about 1992, was way behind the rest of the Northern Hemisphere's. In the early 21st Century we were fortunate and would have the equipment as well as the latest software at the same time as the rest of the world, allowing for time differences of course.
Internet and Surfing and Using the Web.
Broadband is only about three years old, and not all service providers can give all of the country access, for example I have a choice of only one wireless broadband provider that is able to provide me with a service.
There is still a majority of SA users that still only use dial-up and have call-more service packages so that they can surf and interact in cyberspace, else it then becomes costly.
Internet Cafes
Once again, if in South Africa, to the local Mall, there you will always find a couple of internet Cafes.
Back Packing and rough guide to South Africa
When you land at OR Tambo International there is a list of local Backpacking lodges and accommodation in youth hostels, as well listings for cheap car rentals.
What To Do In and around Johannesburg
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Casinos
If you enjoy that form of amusement, in and around the greater Johannesburg area we have quite a few.
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Gold Reef City in the Southern part.
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Emperors Palace on the near east - close to the airport
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Monte Casino in the Northwest close to the Sandton Area
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Carnival City which is quite a bit further east than Emperors Palace
All of these Casino Resorts have Hotel Accommodation and an assortment of Restaurants within the complex, film as well as live theatres and revenue bars.
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Theatres
Always changing the live theatre scene is hive of activity with numerous, small intimate theatres within Newtown, city centre.
The Civic Theatre, Always a big draw currently doing production of Queen, Beatles, River Dance as well as many other tributes and of course ballet and opera extravaganzas.
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Eating out
Every form of cuisine is available from African through to Zanzibar, anything and every thing you like is available. These are mostly located in the local malls, as I have said we now tend to be Mall Rats, again this is only recently, as in a lot of ways we are about 10 years behind the rest of the world.
Our busy Newtown area, Soweto, Sandton, Norwood, Greenside Parkhurst, Rosebanks are all areas are covered with restaurants cafes and coffee bars were you will dine on fantastic food.
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Sport
We are a sport mad nation, and with the exception of some of the winter sport activities we are well represented for all afficondos of most sports.
So much so, that the outcome off a soccer, cricket or a Rugby match, takes on the headlines for the days newspaper, even though there has been world shaking events happened on the same day.
Things That Got You Into Trouble 1961 - 1996
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Bikini's, Thongs and G-Strings
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Banned in public beaches and swimming pools until after the late 1970's. Also they were publicly condemned in the churches (Afrikaans), for the major drought that we experienced during that time.
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Female Bare Breasts - well actually it was the Nipples that were considered offensive, or was it "titillating?.
If you were a Caucasian female, yes even prepubescent, you could not walk around topless or in in way expose your naked assets in any public place. You would have been charged with public indecency, streakers were arrested. If, how ever you were from any of the other race groups, it was fine and dandy to expose you breasts, one of those quirky laws that has existed, and amused us South African citizens for many years, in those early days of South Africa.
In order to protect the morals of the White South African public, there was an official board in place who exercised what we were allowed and not allowed to see.
Included in this whole fixation, even see through blouses worn without a bra was classified as being naked.
The Censorship Control Board
They would censor all magazines, books and periodicals as well as motion pictures, theatrical productions and even ballets. They would have to go through the censorship board for approval before releasing. The number of times Der Spiegel and other foreign language magazines were banned because of a bit of nudity was ridiculous.
Books, Films, People, Organisations, Songs, Writers, and Priests.
All of these fell under the close scrutiny of the Government and found themselves banned deported and all references to them too fell under the banning orders.
It was quite ludicrous that they were so paranoid about their image that Noddy books were removed from the Library shelves, becouse of his associating with the golliwogs.
Another great myth and mystery was that the periodic droughts that we experienced was due and directly caused by the mini skirts and bikinis that was being worn by the Afrikaans youth. This was corrupting the morals of the folk.
Illegal and Public Gatherings
Outright ban on all unauthorised gatherings, this caused havoc in having test emergency evacuations of buildings, as a part of emergency procedures. As we now had a group of people massed together, as we did not want our staff members to be apprehended. So we worked with the Police so that they knew, in writing, a few days before, hand delivered, and then still phoned local station Commander an hour before, the actual test evacuation.
Actual Emergency, real live evacuations, we had to, in any case, notify the Police as part of any procedures.
Sunday Observance Act
No public performance, sports event entertainment was permitted between 00h00 and 24h00 on Sundays and declared religious public holidays.
Private house parties were closed by the Police, if a neighbor complained.
Many people were arrested and fined in Hillbrow coffee bars on Sundays for listening to folk singers, owners fined or closed down.
Cricket Internationals, in those days we only played the true game of cricket, 5 day tests, would have an enforced days rest on the Sunday, and resume stumps on the Monday.
Political views
Criticism of certain aspects and practices of the then ruling party would result in either being banned, arrested, deported or if they were unsure of an individual they would then be tagged as suspect.
Being suspect is one of those things where, Big Brother is always watching you, your activities, and each and every aspect your life is being closely scrutinized. Your file, permanent record, is never closed, you are constantly stalked, until, who knows when?
The Newspapers had a subtle protest during those years, and once they had created the newspaper for the day, submitted the publication for Censorship. The censors would have the final say on what could and what could not be printed, for whatever's reason, the newspapers would remove those articles and publish the newspaper, with big blank spaces, to indicate to the readers how much is not being allowed for public viewing.
Some Statistical Data - As at 2001 Census
The population of Johannesburg is 3,2-million There are 1 006 930 households in Johannesburg.
Population
Black Africans 73 percent, Whites at 16 percent, Coloureds at 6 percent Asians at 4 percent.
Housing
86 percent of households have a flush or chemical toilet on the premises 91 percent of households have refused removed by the municipality at least once a week 86 percent of households have access to running water 80 percent of households use electricity as the main source of energy 22 percent of Joburgers stay in informal dwellings
Ages
Forty two percent of the population is under the age of 24 Six percent of the population is over 60 years old
Employment Figures
37 percent of the city residents are unemployed 91 percent of the unemployed are black Women comprise 43 percent of the working population
19 percent of economically active adults work in wholesale and retail sectors, 18 percent work in financial, real estate and business services, 17 percent in community, social and personal services and 12 percent are in manufacturing. 0,7 percent work in mining
Languages
34 percent of Joburg residents speak Nguni languages at home, 26 percent speak Sotho languages, 19 percent speak English and 8 percent speak Afrikaans
Education
29 percent of adults have a matric qualification 14 percent have higher education (University or Technikon) 7 percent of residents are completely illiterate 15 percent have primary education
Transportation
34 percent use public transport to commute to work or school 32 percent walk to work or school 34 percent use private transport to travel to work or school
Religion
53 percent belong to mainstream Christian churches 24 percent are atheists 14 percent are members of African Independent Churches 3 percent are Muslim 1 percent are Judaism 1 percent are Hinduism
Age breakdown
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0 - 4: 265583
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5 - 9: 234977
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10 -19: 496049
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20 - 29: 777590
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30 - 39: 609 069
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40 - 49: 409544
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50-59: 230396
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60-69: 119324
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70-79: 58597
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80+: 24681
Economy: Africa's powerhouse
Johannesburg is the largest single metropolitan contributor to national economic product. National average growth in gross domestic product (GDP) has been 1,8% over the last 10 years and Johannesburg has marginally outpaced that growth with an average 2% growth per annum over the last decade.
The city's contribution to the national economy is almost 16% and to the economy of Gauteng, 40%. Per capita gross geographic product (GGP) in Johannesburg is R31 000. This compares to World Bank-designated middle-income countries whose average GGP per capita is R33 000. The city's GGP is R86 billion (1995 rands). The average annual income per household is R31 048, which is on average 57% higher than that for South Africa as a whole, and 9% higher than the GGP per capita for Gauteng.
The city's economy is dominated by four sectors, three of which are service sectors. The four key sectors are:
financial and business services; retail and wholesale trade; community and social services; and the manufacturing sector.(Source: Integrated Development Plan 2003/04)
Infrastructure
There are 9247km of roads in Johannesburg, of which only 1040km is not tarred (Source: Johannesburg Roads Agency) Seventy-one percent of the housing in Johannesburg is adequate There are 180 000 street lights (Source: Johannesburg Roads Agency) There are 1 780 traffic lights (Source: Johannesburg Roads Agency) There are 35 cemeteries There are 554 buses, which operate on 80 routes and transport about 20 million passengers every year There are 100 water towers and reservoirs There are 9 500km of water pipes There are 9 000km of sewerage pipes The city has two active power stations, capable of generating 600mw (megawatts). The average travel time for commuters is 72 minutes Ninety percent of the city's people have to walk less than 1km to access their modes of transport Traffic congestion has increased by 26 percent since 1999(Source: Integrated Development Plan)
Nature
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There are 17 nature reserves in the city
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There are 12 river systems that run throughout the city
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There are six million trees in Johannesburg (1.2 million in parks and pavements, and 4.8 million in private homes)
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The current figure has now reached 10,5 million trees. The size of a forest.
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Forty percent of all the world's human ancestor fossils have been found in areas adjoining the city
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Johannesburg and the city has about 150 heritage sites, also that of those sites half of which are also national monuments
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There are 4 443ha of open veld
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There are 63ha of bird sanctuaries
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There are 87ha of nature trails
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There are 80ha of botanical gardens
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There are 106 dams
Facilities
There are 394 public sports facilities There are 98 public recreation centres There are 59 public swimming pools There are 126 community health clinics and 10 environmental health clinics
Refuse
The city collects 1.8 million tons of garbage each year Of this, 244 200 is in the form of illegal dumping, and 1 779 tons is litter from the streets Thirteen percent of the city's waste is recycled
Sources for these figures include the textbook Johannesburg, an African City in Change (Zebra Press 2001); the Census 2001 report and the City of Johannesburg's Integrated Development Plan 2003/04.
This may very well be boring to a lot of readers of this site, but it would be remiss of me if I had to exclude this information for those visitors who enjoy the statistical side of my city.